MalalphAI
AI Engineer NYC 2026 · MLH

MalalphAI

Turning talk into direction.

Traders argue about the dollar in forums all day. MalalphAI collects those opinions, records who said what and when, and turns them into odds on where USD is heading. You season the pot by trusting the authors who've been right.

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The pot · where USD is heading

USD downSideways (inside ±1σ)USD up

Pulse · what the crowd is doing

Live from the threads below

The buffet · every call in the pot

Season to taste · whose calls you trust

Moving a slider cooks My pot. The Δ in the pot shows the change.

ChefCallsPull on potHit rateWeightTrust USD-upTrust USD-down

How the kitchen works

live ran on real data · next designed

1 · Shop

Find threadslive

Nimble extracts the ForexFactory news page and forums, plus the official r/Forex RSS feed with the fast vx6 driver.

Fetch past bot wallslive

Nimble Extract runs each thread in parallel, using the vx10 stealth browser and a 3s wait, and returns markdown.

Search for FX threadslive

Nimble Search with include_domains: forexfactory.com found the USD/JPY, USD/CAD and GBP/USD forum threads.

Whole forums on a schedulenext

Nimble Crawl with include_paths.

2 · Taste

Trim to the conversationlive

Keep the headline and comments, and drop menus.

Read every commentlive

Gemini fills a responseSchema: author, comment ID, time, pairs, P(down/side/up) for 5, 22 and 66 days, and a reason.

Skip the noiselive

Each joke, political aside or question it drops comes with a reason.

Match reposts across sitesnext

Gemini embeddings. Within a site, repeats merge into one dish per author per thread.

3 · Cook & serve

MalalphAI
Broth (prior)live

16 / 68 / 16: a normal curve split at ±1σ.

Bayesian updatelive

Each call shifts the log-odds by chef weight × your trust × freshness.

Pot → this pagelive

Every number traces back to its source comment.

↺ Scorekeepernext

Why these sponsors

· shopping
vx10The stealth browser loads Cloudflare-protected ForexFactory threads.
.mdMarkdown output keeps author, time and permalink, ready for an LLM.
parallelThreads are fetched concurrently.
1 APISearch, Extract, Crawl and Map: find threads, fetch them, scale out.
$1/1KExtraction is priced per 1,000 URLs (Nimble pricing), so re-shopping hourly is cheap.
· tasting
schemaresponseSchema means every opinion arrives with the same fields, with no parsing.
judgmentKeeps currency calls and gives a reason for every skip.
FX sense"Sell usd" becomes USD down on all four pairs, and "EUR/USD up" becomes USD down vs EUR.
calibratedStarts from the 16/68/16 baseline and moves only as far as the text justifies.
reasonsEvery call carries the "why", which the buffet shows under each dish.

The recipe

log P(k) = log prior(k) + Σᵢ wᵢ · log(qᵢ(k) / prior(k)), wᵢ = chef weight × trust(up|down) × 0.5^(age / half-life)

Half-lives: 2, 7 and 20 days for the 5d, 22d and 66d horizons. Chef weight starts at 0.5, from a Beta(2,2) prior on hit rate, until calls are graded. Forum posts echo each other, so weights in each pot are scaled so their total never exceeds 3 independent voices, and no single post counts as more than one. That keeps a pile-on from looking like certainty.